Whats cooking ?

A man goes into a burger shop and orders a burger .The waitress brings his meal. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the burger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"So, the waitress takes him back to the kitchen where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."